Friday, July 03, 2009

An Actual Conversation I Overheard At the Post Office

Long line. Behind me, a boy and his mother.

BOY: When you were little, my dad was bigger than you.

MOM: No. I'm older than your dad.

BOY: But my dad is old.

MOM: Well, thanks.

BOY: When you were little, I was the grown-up and I made you sit in the corner.

MOM: Okay.

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